where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet?
cows in the ballroom, chickens in the farmer's corvette.

sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony
gets depressed.

how does an animal see once the sun has set?
bandits in the capital. limited civilian unrest.

sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony
gets depressed.

what kind of animal needs to smoke a cigarette?
grass in the pasture is sharper than a bayonet.

sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony
gets depressed.

"happiness won't leave me alone!" sings the bird in his nest.
"get a load of this fucking view, its the best in the west!"

sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony, sometimes a pony
gets depressed.

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